Thanks for letting me know we didn’t look like shit. Dorothy even ditched her cane for the perp walk, so a little bonus drama, not knowing when she’d be felled. Or when I’d take an accidental elbow to the gut and drop like a rock. Weddings are fun!

I totally know that complaining about five days in hospital doesn’t make me a noob, it makes me a whiny little bitch. But there was literally nothing else to write about. I hate that the only event of interest in two full months was surgery. Not what I signed up to blog about.

Thanks for sticking with us. It’s great to know you’re following along.